We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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