No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
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...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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