there was a trapeze. enough said
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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she was concerned about my dick piercings.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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