i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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