I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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