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Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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