Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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