We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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