That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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