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say what?
wanna hang out?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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