No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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