We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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