I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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