when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Are we in a gay sports bar?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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