Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
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I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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