were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
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