How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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