I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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