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  • Hahahaa dude you live in fucking oklahoma... don't even talk

    Submitted by edare9439 on Mar 4, 10 at 6:15pm
  • Fuck you!! Jersey is awesome!!

    Submitted by GirlyNerd_77 on Mar 4, 10 at 6:18pm
  • and this is coming from a person from oklahoma...

    Submitted by fdads on Mar 4, 10 at 6:15pm
  • Wait 405...that's my area code. I live in Oklahoma. Whoever wrote this has no room to talk. Oklahoma is seriously a shithole.

    Submitted by FaceFucked on Mar 4, 10 at 7:52pm
    • i'm inclined to concur. something always felt 'frozen beyond time' there. black hole, thinly stretched. i moved out of OK City to the Pacific Northwest 3 months ago, although i still have the blasted 405 area code on my cell.\nbut, yes. had to move.\nit's amazing the amount of transplants that are in Oklahoma, though, especially from the West Coast. it's like, once you get in, you never really get out.

      Submitted by hellionist on Sep 22, 10 at 7:34pm
  • Why is everyone hating on Canada? I'm American and hey! I don't hate Canada.

    Submitted by ericalew on Mar 4, 10 at 7:18pm
    • You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

      Submitted by melodynelson on Mar 5, 10 at 11:29am
    • South Park, mostly. Quebec shouldn't be a valid reason, since Quebec is to Canada in the same way that Texas is to the US.

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 11:57pm
  • id rather live in canada than oklahoma

    Submitted by kjs on Mar 4, 10 at 10:09pm
  • Fuck u jersey is the shit

    Submitted by agrees on Mar 4, 10 at 6:19pm
  • NJ is hard as fuck son, don't get it twisted.

    Submitted by PlanetPiss on Mar 4, 10 at 7:59pm
  • I lived in Oklahoma for 4 years and I now live in jersey so you need to hush. Oklahoma has nothing to offer at least new jersey is entertaining.

    Submitted by charrr on Mar 4, 10 at 9:27pm
  • (405) can suck it. Jersey will rock you like a hurricane.

    Submitted by AcesFull07 on Mar 4, 10 at 6:57pm
  • Everyone is Dissing Canada eh? Sorry I Couldn't Hear You Over My Health Care Benefits, Hows Your Health Care Bitches?

    Submitted by creeperbug on Mar 4, 10 at 11:22pm
    • Sorry, already been done. This "I couldn't hear you over..." business is really getting old... Alright, we get it, you like your health care. Personally, I prefer not to socialize medicine. But that's just me.

      Submitted by GDinNJ on Mar 5, 10 at 7:19am
      • And WE prefer the luxury of actually being able to receive it.

        Submitted by WUT on Mar 6, 10 at 1:49pm
  • New jersey is the shit

    Submitted by macdaddyy on Mar 4, 10 at 10:49pm
  • comparing any american state to canada is a disgrace to canada.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 12:03am
  • the funny thing is, I bet all these texts talking shit about Canada are by people who have never been

    Submitted by incendie on Mar 4, 10 at 7:39pm
  • I love jersey <3 I'm kinda bummed I'm leaving it for college!

    Submitted by summer101 on Mar 4, 10 at 7:37pm
  • Heyy now don't be hatin on Jersey. Born and raised here and I love it :)

    Submitted by jrsygirl on Mar 4, 10 at 10:26pm
  • Canada rules bitches!

    Submitted by canadarulesmofo on Mar 4, 10 at 7:59pm
  • Carrot Top is a fucking freak...\nGo Canada!

    Submitted by yetlove12 on Mar 5, 10 at 1:56am
  • What's wrong with New Jersey?

    Submitted by SneakyDeath on Mar 4, 10 at 6:41pm
  • Of course the canadian cant spelled "retarded" and is a fan of metallica. Thats the definition of a fagbag

    Submitted by MrDan on Mar 4, 10 at 10:58pm
  • who the hell lives in oklahoma really\nNJ ALLLLLLLLL DAYY BABBYYY\nWE FIST PUMP NOT GAS PUMP\n<33333

    Submitted by lexylovehoney5 on Mar 6, 10 at 4:54pm
  • Did anyone else notice that while boasting about the education in jersey he spelled education "ecucation" just thought it was a bit ironic.

    Submitted by maustex on Mar 5, 10 at 12:30am
  • Our health care system, y'all know it's free, we keep our girls bangin with a full mouth of teeth

    Submitted by Hoser on Mar 5, 10 at 12:08am
  • What's with the hatein of jersey??? Jersey rocks! And Don't judge it based on what you see on jersey shore that show and the ppl on it are a fuckin joke

    Submitted by mrsubie311 on Mar 5, 10 at 9:35am
  • of all states you pick new jersey to say it's not real?? how bout south Dakota, never hear anything from that place. nj is one of the best states.

    Submitted by cheddab15 on Mar 5, 10 at 9:10am
  • I'm an american and I like Vancouver more than LA but I still have to say GO USA But seriously canada is great it's like a rich America or the nation of Beverly hills with great wonderful people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 2:43am
    • thank you kind American, for proving that not everyone from your country is as ignorant as the other ones on this site

      Submitted by random88 on Apr 24, 10 at 3:14pm
  • Seriously stop ripping on Canada we never did anything wrong to you guys.\nAnd NO shouldn't be one to talk. P.S. Canada sent people to help you out after Katrina so that's not very grateful of you

    Submitted by Canada1867 on Mar 4, 10 at 6:32pm
    • ......so....fuck canada eh?

      Submitted by Kasac on Mar 4, 10 at 7:48pm
    • dude, i'm from canada too and this reply just came off as a whiny bitch reply. stfu. we don't need U.S. approval to know we're great.

      Submitted by briguy987 on Mar 4, 10 at 9:48pm
      • fucking eh we re not a bunch of bitches americans if you guys dont like Canada then shut up n fuck off and for the record jersey does suck some serious sack.

        Submitted by thats_life on Mar 4, 10 at 11:00pm
        • and for the record, we're (New Jersey...ers) the only ones who could possibly side with you on this thread. So shut the fuck up and pretend you like us while we pretend to like you. It makes us look less pathetic when we all argue against the original texter.

          Submitted by GDinNJ on Mar 5, 10 at 7:15am
          • i think i speak for canada as a whole when i say id rather stand alone then side with jersey.

            Submitted by thats_life on Mar 5, 10 at 12:50pm
            • This is what I don't understand. New Jersey isn't that bad. We're presently not attacking you, we're just defending ourselves. We're a perfectly fine state and the fact that you're unaware of that just shows how little of it you've seen.

              Submitted by GDinNJ on Mar 6, 10 at 10:34am
            • ive seen jersey its liking seeing a fat chick naked once is more then enough.

              Submitted by thats_life on Mar 6, 10 at 11:44am
            • pretty much sums it up

              Submitted by random88 on Apr 24, 10 at 3:20pm
    • As much as I am a very proud Canadian, I have to agree that you just sound really whiny right now.

      Submitted by melodynelson on Mar 5, 10 at 11:05am
  • look at how many people support you, NONE looka t how many people support jersey ALL OF THEM\ncause were not inbreed farm fucks like oklahoma \nJERRRSEYYY WE GO HARD

    Submitted by lexylovehoney5 on Mar 6, 10 at 4:58pm
    • haha americans love to hate! at least all of the canadians posting on here are sticking together for their country! nj here is hating on oklahoma now too! jeez im so proud to be canadian!

      Submitted by creeperbug on Mar 8, 10 at 1:10am
  • 405 go back to fucking your sister you inbreed fucks in the 405

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:07pm
  • learn how to spell your fucking state then talk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 1:18am
  • Jerseys the shit so fuck u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 8:48pm
  • America rules. Canada rules. Hockey rules.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 5:33pm
  • Soooo fuckin full of ure selves .. It's very sad that 1 innocent hockey game brought forward all this hatred uve been bottling up against us canadians, insecurity? I think so

    Submitted by tp3773 on Mar 5, 10 at 4:53pm
  • canada sucks they have fake bacon

    Submitted by x0grrrrr0x on Mar 4, 10 at 9:15pm
  • I think Robin Williams said it best... Canada is like a garage apartment over a really good party...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:45pm
  • we have a population that definitely would not vote in a person like bush for two terms as president.. that has to count for something

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 3:42am
    • At least the US still isn't Britain's bitch.

      Submitted by jack_meoff on Mar 5, 10 at 3:27pm
      • Britain isn't really involved in the government of Canada. But thanks for caring.

        Submitted by jess_c on Mar 5, 10 at 10:57pm
      • Better Britan's bitch than the Middle East's bitch.

        Submitted by WUT on Mar 6, 10 at 1:51pm
  • Fuck canada USA RULE!!!

    Submitted by hellrayzr on Mar 5, 10 at 8:17am
  • dont be jealous cause you cant be from jersey :D

    Submitted by jerseyyyxoxo on Mar 4, 10 at 11:27pm
  • We are one of the biggest exporters of water, oil, lumber, and gyprock, you Americans would be homeless without our resources.. Also Canada didn't invent hockey, we just mastered it, it's not even out national sport, lacrosse is, so do some research before you bash Canada.

    Submitted by Hoser on Mar 5, 10 at 9:16am
    • although in all honesty, it should be our national sport

      Submitted by random88 on Apr 24, 10 at 3:16pm
  • jersey<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:58pm
  • love jersey <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:58pm
  • I swear I've heard this somewhere before....

    Submitted by murdur1 on Mar 4, 10 at 8:01pm
    • Yep. SNL Weekend Update Fred Armisen as David Paterson, the current Governor of New York.

      Submitted by justwant2comment on Mar 4, 10 at 8:39pm
      • I think it's also a paraphrase of a 30 Rock quote: "Diabetes is a white myth -- like Larry Bird or Colorado!"

        Submitted by capnganch on Mar 5, 10 at 1:03am
  • You guys are all tools, Canada is a country the US could only ever dream if being like. 7:43 said it best, you guys are all useless inbreds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:53pm
  • fuck you. jersey is the home of champions. and 10:10 its annex. two n's. if youre gonna try to say something intelligent at least spell it right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 10:17pm
  • wow jersey really just got compared to cananda? and carrot top?? this should be on fuck my life. \nREP JERSEY ALL DAY

    Submitted by repdaburbs on Mar 4, 10 at 6:39pm
  • This is retarted. I love my state and it is very much real. Thanks, bye.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 9:29am
  • rep jerz all day errday<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:53pm
  • Oh jersey <3. Outsiders have no clue of how wonderous you really are.

    Submitted by rooooooooooooo on Mar 5, 10 at 2:35am
  • okay seriously.. stop hating on jersey because of what you see on jersey shore. as much as you can hate on jersey, we have the BEST public school ecucation in the country and we're the second wealthest state. so you hate us cus you can't be us? fucking sucks, :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:52pm
  • Additionally, I laugh at all these posts picking apart typos because typos OBVIOUSLY mean one has absolutely no education at all. Correcting them OBVIOUSLY means one has a superior intellect. LIKE OMG YOU SPELLED "SO" AS "AO" (or "education" as "ecucation" etc)! OMG HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE THE "A" IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE "S"? YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO INTELLIGENCE FOR A SLIP OF YOUR FINGER! Seriously people? WHY SO SERIOUS?

    Submitted by K09 on Mar 6, 10 at 2:00am
    • haha dont freak out there, Caps!

      Submitted by creeperbug on Mar 8, 10 at 1:04am
      • See, I'm not freaking out - it's the typo Nazis that are freaking out so they can exercise their superiority complexes. Gotta make sure they belittle someone's intelligence for typing fast and making a mistake!

        Submitted by K09 on Mar 8, 10 at 1:26am
  • Carrot top sux

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 2:44am
  • how is everyone ignoring that whoever sent this is probably stoned off his ass, and its funny as hell either way?

    Submitted by pyro69 on Jun 26, 10 at 4:14am
  • WhAt's that Canada! I can't hear you over our nukes and our ability to Anex you in aproximatly....... 30 minutes. Lol anex...... You'd give your land to us if we even asked. Your the kid who will do anything for friends kind of country

    Submitted by americanigguh on Mar 4, 10 at 10:10pm
  • jerseey goes hardd. canada sucks dick. end of story.

    Submitted by jerseeey973 on Mar 5, 10 at 1:06am
  • Yellowdick.... If I do recall corectly we have been there at your side any time you have assisted any other nation or needed assistance yourselves in other areas so it would only be returning the favour as far as I'm concerned if you ever came to are rescue. All of these messages\nJust prove exactly how high any might Americans think THEY are- owing nothing to no one.

    Submitted by tp3773 on Mar 5, 10 at 2:27pm
  • Are you kidding? It's the beat state!!!!

    Submitted by chiefredcloud on Mar 5, 10 at 11:21am
  • Fuck you American bitch you just insult Canada cuz you lost in hockey and your all a bunch of fat asses

    Submitted by canadianbeaver on Mar 4, 10 at 11:29pm
    • oh you watch propaganda news. there is actually a lot of skinny people here. plus, the usa didn't rank as the fattest country in 2009/2010. so suck a silverback gorilla off... homo.

      Submitted by jack_meoff on Mar 5, 10 at 3:40pm
  • Holy crap. Who wrote this?

    Submitted by blutrne on Mar 5, 10 at 1:51pm
  • Jerseys awesome..and everytime Canada is mentioned we get these annoying canadians talking..well we have free healthcare..o how many golds do we have? Stfu !! Olympics are over Canada is irrevelant again u frogs..no one cares about u

    Submitted by nyny8987 on Mar 5, 10 at 10:27am
    • hahahah ouch, he/she called us frogs. Most of us aren't even french idiot.

      Submitted by annonymous18 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:08pm
      • thank you! haha i don't get how one province links us all into being frogs.

        Submitted by random88 on Apr 24, 10 at 2:58pm
  • you bitched need to stop talking shit about jersey its beter than any of your states will ever bee

    Submitted by x0grrrrr0x on Mar 4, 10 at 9:18pm
  • jersey...we don't pump our gas we pump our fists hate on itt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 12:04am
  • wow really, dising CANADA o wait srry i coudlnt here u over our health care benefits, and our 14 GOLD medals. so SUCK it u retarted american

    Submitted by metallicafan on Mar 4, 10 at 8:40pm
    • you said it son:)

      Submitted by cansheyell27 on Mar 4, 10 at 9:31pm
    • ok well first of all i think by "retarted" you actually meant retarded so maybe you shouldn't call americans that when you're illiterate.. secondly, all in all you only won 26 medals compared to our 37... and you were the home team so i don't think you have any room to brag in either of those categories..

      Submitted by e217 on Mar 13, 10 at 3:34pm
  • new Jersey is the best. you have no room to talk

    Submitted by x0grrrrr0x on Mar 4, 10 at 9:12pm
  • Canada is fucking amazing!!!!!

    Submitted by supergal367 on May 4, 10 at 10:59am
  • You can't beat Jersey...Canada want to be cool...but they just can't...FU*% canada

    Submitted by TheCheeks on Mar 4, 10 at 9:38pm
  • Hey could someone fill me in on my everyone is swearing at numbers ? Like eg. Smd 406 ??

    Submitted by eatTHEzombie on Mar 4, 10 at 7:21pm
  • Diabetes was cured? Musta missed that memo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 9:44am
    • dude, it's called insulin.

      Submitted by jess_c on Mar 5, 10 at 11:03pm
      • um i believe insulin is a way to deal with diabetes... not cure it

        Submitted by e217 on Mar 13, 10 at 4:01pm
  • Jerseys the state of the gods idc how tough or cool you think you are go to Camden and you'll cry

    Submitted by champp on Mar 4, 10 at 11:39pm
  • Haha legit

    Submitted by UncleGrumGrum on Mar 4, 10 at 6:29pm
  • When I think of Canada, I think of the French... Who then, in turn, make me think of a bunch of sissies... Therefore: Canada=A Bunch of Sissies... Congrats.\nOh, and btw: Canadas Heath care sucks. Their taxes are high. And they are just plain werid. The only good thing that came from Canada was Degrassi and maybe Molson beer... Nice going.

    Submitted by marlishizzle on Mar 6, 10 at 12:18am
  • OP is an idiot. Oh well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 9:34am
  • Be honest, Canada. You're a cultural copy of the United States. You have our accent except for a few words. Furthermore, despite being the second-largest country in the world by landmass, your population barely exceeds California. Suck it, Canada.

    Submitted by NickEAGE on Mar 5, 10 at 10:40am
    • If we were a "cultural copy" we'd still be stuck in the dark ages with you guys. I live in a civilized society that promotes equality and mutual respect. Also, the fact that we have a smaller population than you means we have the means to survive off our natural resources and supply you guys with the surplus.

      Submitted by melodynelson on Mar 5, 10 at 11:13am
    • Are you kidding me? America is the most uncultured population of people I have ever seen. Unlike you, we as Canadians have a distinct culture of our own. What is American culture? Incest, bald eagles, and cheeseburgers? I really don't know.

      Submitted by annonymous18 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:06pm
    • yes being overpopulated is really so wonderful... We're not a cultural copy. It's called lest racist assholes, and more people who wouldn't vote for Bush.

      Submitted by jess_c on Mar 5, 10 at 10:59pm
      • Yeah we're all so racist. Which is why we voted an African American man to lead our nation. You guys have never had a black prime minister. So until you do, we look a tad bit less racist in that respect.

        Submitted by anonymous137 on Mar 7, 10 at 10:37pm
  • outside of newark/hillside/rahway, jerseys nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:58pm
  • Damn right!! Lol

    Submitted by knomye on Mar 4, 10 at 6:09pm
  • 6:54 relax he probably just lives near that area code. Give the kid a break.

    Submitted by summer101 on Mar 4, 10 at 7:51pm
  • Haha two words to prove jersey is real, Kevin smith!

    Submitted by Hdogloveskoolaid on Mar 4, 10 at 6:33pm
    • Or Bon Jovi. Or Meryl Streep. Or Bruce Springsteen. \n\nJust for the record.

      Submitted by GDinNJ on Mar 5, 10 at 7:16am
  • I feel like I have to pat some of the Americans on here on the head and say "yes you DO have a great country, but other people do." The only thing wrong with America are the 1% of them that feel the need to go on Internet message boards and tell the world how awesome thier country is and how much other countries suck.

    Submitted by flapsonebillion on Mar 5, 10 at 12:01pm
  • p.s - football = worst sport ever... It's a bunch of pussies not tough enough for rugby

    Submitted by Hoser on Mar 5, 10 at 12:10am
    • They...play football in Canada too. So...yeah.\n(A friend of mine lives there and is on his school's team).

      Submitted by GDinNJ on Mar 5, 10 at 7:20am
  • U just compared new jersey to Canada n carrot top. That's an all time low for my home state

    Submitted by jammincam on Mar 4, 10 at 6:54pm
  • I'm from Oklahoma. I've never been to Jersey or Canada, so I can't pass judgement. But the people saying people in Oklahoma are of inbreds need to stop talking. You don't want people talking crap a out where you're from so quit being ignorant assholes.

    Submitted by JohnDeereGirls84 on Jan 26, 11 at 11:32am
  • Jersey pride bitches!! nothing is better then a Jersey girl;)

    Submitted by tater_salad420 on Mar 9, 10 at 3:12pm
  • Jersey is the best fucking state ever. The Jersey Shore isn't a good example of NJ.. Those DB's aren't from NJ!!

    Submitted by NJPride on Mar 5, 10 at 8:59am
  • Canada is a shithole!!!! Worst place ever!!

    Submitted by someone1 on Mar 4, 10 at 9:26pm
  • You guys are all missin the biggest bs on this txt...WTF is with the bashin of jersey?!?! Jersey rocks...well south jersey does bash north jersey all you want

    Submitted by mrsubie311 on Mar 5, 10 at 9:49pm
  • Hahaha.

    Submitted by hmr0824 on Mar 4, 10 at 6:04pm
  • If it wasn't for Jersey this site wouldn't exhist, so your welcome

    Submitted by sesamestreetkid on Mar 5, 10 at 6:58am
  • For starters 7:37 Kevin Smith is Silent Bob, and seriously, stop bashing Canada, you useless inbred fucks

    Submitted by Hoser on Mar 4, 10 at 7:43pm
    • umm actually its the other way around. Silent bob is Kevin Smith. Bob is just a character he plays IDIOT

      Submitted by meowmeowmeow27 on Mar 4, 10 at 9:36pm
  • Jersey the armpit of the us

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 6:49pm
  • Oh my gosh, canadians. You guys SERIOUSLY have to stop taking everything so seriously.

    Submitted by acnaib on Mar 5, 10 at 12:26pm
  • I am a ginger canadian. SCREW YOU OKLAHOMA!!!!

    Submitted by sextmylife on Mar 5, 10 at 11:15am
  • Fuck all of you who are talking shit about jersey. You don't know shit about it you hillbilly dumbasses. And as for the canadians badmouthing America, you can go find the dumbasses who submitted this message and you can all go fuck each other.

    Submitted by anonymous456 on Mar 4, 10 at 11:42pm
    • I'm pretty sure this text message was the basis of the argument. Americans are always the first to throw around big words bad mouthing Canada.

      Submitted by amaxo on Mar 5, 10 at 10:32am
      • this is true. You people always start shit by insulting Canada, and we defend ourselves and you call us assholes? Hypocrites!

        Submitted by annonymous18 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:11pm
  • Actually south jersey sux. The state should be split in two. Except north gets the beaches. South jerz is crazy back asswards

    Submitted by dripman on Mar 9, 10 at 10:21am
  • Yes, our goal was to 'own the podium', but we did more than that. We fucking set a record. Yes, the States set one, too, but ours was better. Another example of typical American idiocy- one of your jealous writers compared us to Nazis. Hahahahah what the fuck, man. Canada > America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 5:14pm
    • No, you actually didn't do more than that. You tried to get more medals than anyone else. You did less than that. And, we ended up setting the record in your own goal. You failed at your goal, but since you got the most gold, you're now pretending like medal count didn't matter in the first place. When in reality you launched a program in the hopes that it would provide you with more total medals than anyone else.

      Submitted by anonymous137 on Mar 7, 10 at 10:27pm
  • Tp3773. You only help us cause we are the ones with balls to make moves in the world. Yall a bunch of followers.

    Submitted by yellowdickleon on Mar 5, 10 at 2:45pm
  • First

    Submitted by natepc4 on Mar 4, 10 at 6:02pm
  • Wow Americans Are Really into Dissing Canadians, Like We care, hows your health care and hows your shitty olympic hockey team, oh right we beat them : ) and our benefits beat yours.

    Submitted by creeperbug on Mar 5, 10 at 1:32am
    • pretty sure almost every hockey player in the olympics lives in the US and plays or has played for the NEW JERSEY DEVILS!!!!

      Submitted by jack_meoff on Mar 5, 10 at 3:31pm
      • funny they live in the states and still wanted to play for team canada, at least theres a few smart americans!

        Submitted by creeperbug on Mar 8, 10 at 1:02am
      • it's because you need the Canadians to join all your American teams, if you didn't have us, you wouldn't have anyone good enough to watch, i guess that's why you're paying so many Canadians millions of dollars a year to come and play down there

        Submitted by random88 on Apr 24, 10 at 3:03pm
  • lol Philly? Philly Is scum full of white trash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:57pm
  • Come to Montclair new jersey you fuckinh bitches. Well fuck all of u up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:53pm
  • Wow some douche actually researched where this text came from! Give nawlins a break 504 is close to 405. Jersey is just a dump, and Kevin smith lives in LA, although he was from Jersey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 6:54pm
  • Snooki want smoosh smoosh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 10 at 9:02pm
  • To 1037: ok so you pay an overpriced amount to live in a fucking closet and look at concrete buildings??? I would say Nyc is the older acne ridden brother of NJ- when you get older and like trees, space, and appriciate nice people and a 10min commute you will understand until then have fun wasting money on your 'acne' problem

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:09pm
  • Let's all be honest here fuck canada even canadians don't like Canada

    Submitted by bigdack on Mar 5, 10 at 4:10pm
  • @12:32 shut up, were American so were better just deal with it it's just a fact of life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 1:31pm
  • Canada owns. You, no, y'all, Americans can't even compare yourselves to us. It's a disgrace. In case it's not obvious to an American of your IQ, Canada > America. You're a joke. And you're one of the most hated countries in the world. Yet we still help you. Why? Because we're Canadian and choose to help countries instead of bombing them. You should try it.

    Submitted by hedley55 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:32pm
    • so you would have helped USSR during the cold war? YOU ARE AN IDIOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

      Submitted by jack_meoff on Mar 5, 10 at 3:38pm
  • Jersey is the armpit of America its just full of white trash and guidos tat act like wiggers and wish they were from New York\n\nBut this text was kinda funny

    Submitted by knuckles on Mar 5, 10 at 1:59am
    • bull-fucking-shit. there are more irish people here than annoying portuguese and italians. there is even fewer guidos. i only know one and i was born and raised in union.

      Submitted by jack_meoff on Mar 5, 10 at 3:30pm
      • actually.. im pretty sure theres less than like 5 percent guidos in the entire state. just bc there was one show FILMED in new jersey... the people on the show werent even from here. they were all from oh right new york? so lets not jump to conclusions about the state when theres a tiny population of people even like that. thanks.

        Submitted by katy886 on Mar 8, 10 at 8:34pm
  • x0grrrrrrrx: you retard, look at your spelling and tell me how awesome your state is. If you speak for the majority of your state, you are made up :)

    Submitted by maxzilla1 on Mar 4, 10 at 10:21pm
  • Fuucckj

    Submitted by kggvvbvvvvv on Mar 4, 10 at 6:48pm
  • Number is the time they posted. This app used to be all anon so it was the only way to direct hate at someone.

    Submitted by PlanetPiss on Mar 4, 10 at 8:03pm
  • Clearly just jealous, Canada is the best...but yeah, carrot top is mad scary

    Submitted by GdubCokee on Mar 7, 10 at 2:01pm
  • USA rules canada sucks balls... Everyone knows this it's a scientific fact u can google it if u want

    Submitted by ntclongboarder on Mar 5, 10 at 6:50pm
  • I've been to Canada and it ain't all that. If you play your cards right and hope really hard Canada could become a state. Your snipers are excellent though.

    Submitted by PlanetPiss on Mar 4, 10 at 8:07pm
  • I'm from oklahoma and I have no idea why anyone from here would

    Submitted by dudeitsluke on Mar 4, 10 at 7:01pm
  • My Jersey boy loved this. He pointed out the same could be said of Nebraska ... Too true

    Submitted by areedg on Mar 7, 10 at 9:10am
  • Canadia, sorry but is healthcare and hockey the only thing you guys have? Yeeeeah in America we invented almost everything, including the Internet. We also have the strongest military in the world. We are the only superpower in the world right now, and many, many countries have tried to emulate to us. While I like Canaida, it's still not better than the USA

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Mar 5, 10 at 6:18am
    • its CANADA!

      Submitted by creeperbug on Mar 8, 10 at 1:13am
    • And that's what makes you Americans so damn IGNORANT. You guys think you invented EVERYTHING, when in reality, you didn't. Canada AND the US are countries made up of people from various countries from around the world, who combined their cultures to make their own culture. \nAlso, you think that EVERYTHING happens in the United States. You think you guys own. Yes, you guys are a big, powerful country, but so is Canada.\nJust grow up. Wikipedia Canada. \nWe're BOTH powerful countries, so can we

      Submitted by Midibri on Mar 8, 10 at 8:14pm
  • hey Canada how about you guys try playing us in football?! haha yeah didn't think so.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 12:05am
    • how about you try playing us in hockey?\noh wait, that's right, you did! and WE won the gold medal. good try though.

      Submitted by random88 on Apr 24, 10 at 2:52pm
  • Retarded..good job Canadian..props for spelling it 'retarted'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 9:07pm
  • Lmfao! Canada blows donkey dick!

    Submitted by simplysanders14 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:40pm
  • DIRTY JERSEY!

    Submitted by cuz420 on Mar 4, 10 at 11:29pm
  • Canada is cute, in it's own "God bless them they are trying ao hard" kinda way but seriously, you can't compair. The state of California alone beats all the mapple syrup, lumber-jacks, and hockey you guys have. And that's just 1/50.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 8:56pm
    • heh....Thankfully our education is better.

      Submitted by StarlightSweetie on Mar 4, 10 at 11:21pm
    • actually its maple, so not ao, and compare. at least us canadians can spell : )

      Submitted by creeperbug on Mar 5, 10 at 1:29am
      • it's "we". as in, "at least 'we' canadians can spell."\n\nand as a canadian-born new jersey resident, i can say both >> oklahoma.

        Submitted by swr0317 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:28pm
    • & when you can go ANYWHERE else in the world and wear your OWN flag instead of ours and not get harassed, let me know.,

      Submitted by amaxo on Mar 5, 10 at 10:25am
    • I'd like to see how well you get along without us and all the shit we provide your backwards-ass country.

      Submitted by melodynelson on Mar 5, 10 at 11:09am
    • I don't get why you people think we have so many lumber-jacks. I have lived in Canada all my life and never even seen, let alone met, a lumber jack.

      Submitted by annonymous18 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:04pm
    • Cute? Aw. In case you haven't noticed, we're kind of a LOT bigger than your sorry ass country, so it's pretty stupid of you to call us 'cute'. But hey, you're just being an American, eh? The state of California will be nonexistent in the far future considering it's on a fault line, but lucky for you, Canada will always be here. And actually, it's "maple", not "mapple". Maybe you should stop visiting the nearest McDonalds in your shit country and hit the b

      Submitted by hedley55 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:29pm
  • Hey Canada New Orleans area code is 504 you dumb fuck how dare you!! Guess you were actually born in Jersey

    Submitted by ambersavala on Mar 4, 10 at 7:29pm
  • Okay, I'm American and I have healthcare. Your second language is English. Bow down.

    Submitted by michaelmurphy on Mar 5, 10 at 2:24am
    • Canada's second language is English? Really? Considering we have only ONE french province and ONE bilingual province, I would have to say it is our first language.

      Submitted by amaxo on Mar 5, 10 at 10:28am
      • he was clearly another ignorant American to say Canada's second language is english

        Submitted by random88 on Apr 24, 10 at 3:05pm
  • I'm American and I have healthcare. Go fuck yourselfs. Your seond language is English.

    Submitted by michaelmurphy on Mar 5, 10 at 2:23am
    • Actually, my second language is French; the language of diplomacy, no wonder we get hated on so much less than you guys. I'm pretty good with that, actually, and I enjoy not having to pay for hospital bills, much like I enjoy not having to pay for police and fire services--oh, wait, that's socialist, shit.

      Submitted by melodynelson on Mar 5, 10 at 11:18am
  • Thank you, Oklahoma!

    Submitted by kb50 on Mar 6, 10 at 1:33am
  • Who the fuck is Kevin Smith?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 7:37pm
  • since when was Canada a myth? and how is it scary? just wondering...

    Submitted by procrastinating on Mar 5, 10 at 2:51am
    • They're worried we might get ideas and invade them again, I guess.

      Submitted by melodynelson on Mar 5, 10 at 11:10am
  • America rules. Hockey rules. I hate canada with a fucking passion

    Submitted by PanthersFLfan on Mar 6, 10 at 1:47am
    • because you lost the gold medal game? it's not your fault canada's better

      Submitted by random88 on Apr 24, 10 at 2:55pm
  • I love how all these canadians can brag about is health care and hocky is that the only thing your entire country is known for? Good job you play a sport well and pay rediculusly high taxs... But what else is there... Seriously I'd like to know... Brag about something else if you can find one....

    Submitted by 69_Charger on Mar 5, 10 at 3:27am
    • I live in the US .. and I'm proudly Canadian, and honestly, they are SO ridiculously similar, and also, we hardly ever start these arguments. We defend ourselves. Why shouldn't we? A lot of Americans can't even point in the direction of Canada, and have definitely not been there, yet they are quick to judge.

      Submitted by amaxo on Mar 5, 10 at 10:23am
    • I don't know, the fact that our food isn't full or hormones and antibiotics is pretty awesome. The fact that we're literate and not morbidly obese is pretty awesome. The fact that our post secondary schooling costs about half as much as yours is pretty awesome. \n\nAnd, as is it happens, we're pretty well known for setting your White House on fire. So, you know.

      Submitted by melodynelson on Mar 5, 10 at 11:08am
    • Okay, 69_Charger. A few things Canadians can brag about is the fact that we have the most gold medals in Winter Olympic Games history. Nobody gives a shit about "medal count". Gold is where it's at. Another thing- we burned down your goddamn white house. Here, let me say this in American, to help you understand. Y'all suck at sportz and we put big red and orange things on your big white building.

      Submitted by hedley55 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:26pm
      • You're an idiot. If medal count doesn't matter, then why was your country's goal to "own the podium." You guys made the attempt to get more total medals than any other country, and you failed miserably.

        Submitted by anonymous137 on Mar 5, 10 at 4:23pm
      • hahahah. good thing you translated for him at the end

        Submitted by random88 on Apr 24, 10 at 3:07pm
    • I won't brag about anything but I will say a few true statements. Canada doesn't have 1. George Bush or Sarah Palin. 2. Extreme rates of illiteracy and obesity.3. Canada is not the target of constant terror attacks. 4. Canada is not one of the murder capitals of the world. 5. Canada's economy did NOT lead to a worldwide recession....just a few

      Submitted by Mrsolodolo on Mar 5, 10 at 4:42pm
    • omg you're so right.\n\nand while your at it, why don't you insult our monolopy money and our main transport to all of our hockey rinks (polar bears when the Zambonis are busy)\n\nwe pay so much money for taxes i can hardly afford to rebuild my igloo everyday.\n\nread a book and grow a dick.

      Submitted by jess_c on Mar 5, 10 at 10:54pm
      • hahh my polar bear died the other day so i couldn't even get to the hockey game, because it's not like we have cars or anything.

        Submitted by random88 on Apr 24, 10 at 3:09pm
  • Canada barely beat us at a sport they invented

    Submitted by solstice629 on Mar 5, 10 at 7:56am
    • Barely beat you? If the game was based on barely winning, we wouldn't have got the gold medal .. but we did.

      Submitted by amaxo on Mar 5, 10 at 10:30am
      • The Netherlands invented hockey, Canadians just made it what it is today.

        Submitted by melodynelson on Mar 5, 10 at 11:20am
    • Actually, Canada won the gold for both women's and men's hockey at a game we didn't even, just whoop ass at. Don't be a sorry ass, jealous loser because we own your asses in yet another thing.

      Submitted by hedley55 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:30pm
  • This is hilarious. I'm a CANADIAN who has been to Oklahoma, and Oklahoma is seriously dirty. Oh, and before you judge Canada and compare my country to Carrot Top, let's think back to, ohh, last week? How many gold medals did we win? Hahaha. Suck itt

    Submitted by amaxo on Mar 5, 10 at 10:17am
    • I laugh at ALL these posts going "I visited this place (in all probability once) and therefore can judge its entirety based on a single visit where I in no way saw every part of this state/country/whatever." \n\nGoes for Oklahoma, Canada and most of all New Jersey which gets a lot of hate. Bashing Carrot Top however is completely acceptable. Dude is creepy as Hell.

      Submitted by K09 on Mar 6, 10 at 1:51am
  • Canada is real all right, but how many of you are sure we dont ride polar bears to igloo building class?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 3:12am
  • Rofl it scares the shit outta me

    Submitted by randomname on Mar 4, 10 at 6:25pm
  • Tp3773 the United States is the first country to act when any other nation is in need, and if Canada was ever in trouble who would you come asking for help? So don't act high and mighty you little shit.

    Submitted by yellowdickleon on Mar 5, 10 at 9:53am
    • and our soliders get killed trying to save your ass.

      Submitted by amaxo on Mar 5, 10 at 10:34am
      • Uh, since when?

        Submitted by melodynelson on Mar 5, 10 at 11:15am
        • AFGHANISTAN. God are you all stupid? When you need help with your problems we are there to help so don't YOU act all high and mighty you little shit. We are there to save your ass just like you'd be there to save ours. It's a mutual thing.

          Submitted by annonymous18 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:12pm
          • We only came into Afghanistan, as a volunteer force, to back up your asses after you'd already been there for years. Thanks for all your help, though. As a whole it's a ridiculous "war".

            Submitted by melodynelson on Mar 5, 10 at 3:28pm
  • Really not a good way to make friends america... Are u dumb asses even aware that we have pecious Canadian lives being risked and lost because of your countrys problems? You should b greatful that any one will wen stand by you with your arrogant attitudes, in any event I'd say all u haters owe Canada an apology

    Submitted by tp3773 on Mar 5, 10 at 6:26am
  • Metallicafan, you spelled retar"t"ed wrong it's a d dumb ass

    Submitted by anonymous3415 on Mar 4, 10 at 8:46pm
  • I live in NYC so I gotta say, NJ is pretty fucking disgusting. It's like New York (state)s ugly, shunned little retarted brother

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Mar 4, 10 at 10:37pm
  • Don't even try to defend New Jersey...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 12:54pm
  • So true!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 6:14pm
  • What do we have in Canada? We have jobs! Our economy didn't tank because we have the best tax/ loan system in the world, were not all caught up on the "American dream" and live by our means. Oh and just an afterthought we also invented the telephone, found the cure for diabetes, invented cable t.v. .. Just to name a few

    Submitted by rjd2 on Mar 5, 10 at 9:38am
  • @3:12 Uhh there are many things better than a Jersey girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 10:07pm
  • how is football relevant when comparing countries?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 12:10am
  • Jersery suckssssss \nRepping bk all day

    Submitted by campbelljc on Jun 14, 10 at 10:31pm
  • Oklahoma is backwards and stagnant. I'd gladly choose to live in Canada over the bible belt, at least I'd have healthcare.

    Submitted by DrZeus on Mar 6, 10 at 12:10am
  • hey 1152 no one goes by the jersey shore jersey shore I live in Philly every1 from jersey is a bunch of pussys no1 likes jersey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 11:53pm
    • shut the fuck up. if i see you at the shore this summer, i will castrate you, feed you your balls, and kill you.

      Submitted by jack_meoff on Mar 5, 10 at 3:35pm
    • really then why do i see people from philly clogging our parkways every single summer?

      Submitted by katy886 on Mar 8, 10 at 8:35pm
  • Fuckin awsome lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 6:06pm
  • New York kidddd

    Submitted by AnnaPollzz on Aug 25, 10 at 9:01am
  • Comparing Canada to Carrot Top? Remind me who won the most gold medals in the Olympics, hm?

    Submitted by amaxo on Mar 5, 10 at 10:15am
  • jersey will fuck ur midwestern ass up

    Submitted by shady45 on Aug 13, 11 at 12:23am
  • Everyone forgot to mention that CarrotTop is jacked and will kick your ass!!

    Submitted by LonghornVillen on Mar 6, 10 at 12:40am
  • Oklahoma kicks ass and they won winter games no won gives a flying fuck about winter games how about you compete in the real olympics Canadians so suck micheal phelps dick

    Submitted by bigdack on Mar 5, 10 at 4:15pm
  • 732 GOES HARD!!!!!! YEAH JERSEY!!!!

    Submitted by Hobbz on May 26, 10 at 10:36pm
  • USA to annex canda!!

    Submitted by popinpushpop on Mar 4, 10 at 10:01pm
  • To 618 ur a fuckin moron!! Ur the only superpower right now??????? Are u kidding me???? U guys are owned by the chinese!!! How could u possibly be so dumb?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 8:59am
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