The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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