My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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