new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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