You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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