Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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