Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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