Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
As shirtless as possible
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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