my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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