He told me they were just razor bumps!
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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