his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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