Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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