Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Houston, we have a blender
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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