He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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