Ambien. No doubt about it.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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