dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
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do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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