y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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