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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:25pm

    No, but ur mom should have

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:22pm

    No, you should take cyanide.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:22pm

    are you old enough to have sex?

  • 97 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:52pm

    Thank you GWB for the millions and millions of dollars of taxpayers money wasted on abstinence only education. You can see here the good it's done us.

  • 89 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:22pm

    really? are you that stupid?

  • 87 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:43pm

    He's willing to stick it in your pooper, but not willing to screw you while you're on the rag? Wow. What I don't understand is why all these Plan B takers aren't on regular birth control. For crying out loud, it would save you a lot of trouble - and probably money - in the long run.

  • 91 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:26pm

    Can't fertilize a turd....

  • 79 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:36pm

    wow just wow...the fact that we've all spent time argueing this subject explains how we are all idiots just like home chick that let her boyfriend stick it in her ass

  • 82 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:31pm

    This bitch is so stupid she needs all the birthcontrol there is so she doesn't reproduce!

  • 90 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:37pm

    How about take "Plan C" -sex ed classes?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:36pm

    It's probably Bristol Palin...jus' sayin'

  • 66 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:50pm

    FAKE! This was submitted by one of the anal-obsessed schoolboys.

  • 78 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:00pm

    yes its all GWB's fault....their parents don't have to take any responsibility for the fact that their kids are uninformed

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:46pm

    Sterilization for this girl, right???

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:23pm

    Uh... just throwing this out there, but why not use a condom when he's doing you in the ass just because you're on the rag? A condom would still work you know... moron.

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:44pm

    No honey u don't need plan b u just need a cock in ur throat so u shut up...I'm almost hoping this us sum 14 year old boy making it up

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:36pm

    Absolutly you don't want to have a baby with shit for brains do ya!! Kinda like you dip shit!!

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:31pm

    This kid or the next kid wont be worth shit. Thats for sure.

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:03pm

    I hate people that blame the government for problems. Cause GWB was this girls dad.... Dumbasses

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 6:58am

    Drunk - high- wasted / if not i suggest disabling texting on your phone

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:03pm

    @4:07 -- too much info. Guys don't give a fuck about how your period works. We just want to stick it in one of three open holes. If one is closed, then either of the other two is OK with us

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:49pm

    Here's a little story for you kiddies. My fiancée and I had unprotected sex while I had my period. I now have a son. There is no such thing as safe sex unless you're using birth control. You will get pregnant sooner or later if you use the pull out method.

    • 28 41
      Submitted by Haulz84 on Mar 12, 12 at 4:08pm

      It was ANAL sex....

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:45pm

    Girls who are this dumb shouldn't fuck.

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:02pm

    Please let it be a joke. Surely nobody is THIS dumb...

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:48pm

    It scares me that people this dumb even exist.

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:49pm

    cant get pregnant from anal its the best contraceptive

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:58pm

    you need to get tested for std first. after that you need to get an iq test to see if you are truly as stupid as this text makes you seem!

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:51am

    Woooooow. Go back to middle school!!

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:39pm

    i bet she's afraid to swallow too...

  • 64 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:53pm

    lol plan b won't keep you from getting std in the butt!

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:28am

    Well it's anal so... I don't think plan b prevents HIV and u can't get pregnant thru ur butthole dumbass

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:27pm

    I agree 3:36! Students need to learn what sex IS and how to prevent the consequences. Who is thumbing you down? I'm a senior and took sex ed in 9th and the teacher kept begging us to ask about contraceptives because she wasn't allowed to discuss condoms and whatnot unless a kid asked HER.

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:01pm

    Yeah, you can't get prego from anal sex, but you should be using condoms b/c of obvious STD risks, and the guy could get a urinary tract infection from fecal material But yeah....you or the guy (whose ever idea the anal was) would rather deal with poo than a little bit of blood? Really?

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:08am

    until you dont have to ask stupid shit.. than dont even have sex... AND NO.. we dont need anymore babies in this world with stupid ass parents.

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:20am

    Stupid iPhone, I meant fucked

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:03pm

    Pre-cum can most certainly get you pregnant. Just ask your mom, I thought that bitch was on the pill so I didn't wrap it but blew it on her face. Now we have your dumbass running around with your misinformation

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:03pm

    this is so dumb it can't be real.

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:36pm

    If only the Christians weren't corrupting sex education in America's high schools.

  • 68 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:35pm

    What's funny... She could get pregnant from this. It's a very long shot but it is a possibility. There is something called pre-cum (and that can get you pregnant) and then the act of getting it into the anus can involve some slipping around, which in turn spreads the pre-cum around (potentially into the vagina)... and you can get pregnant on your period. (Especially if you are a younger a woman whose periods are still not regular) Trust me on this one guys it’s part of my job to know these things.

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:44pm

    Go to the free clinic and have the doctor explain the facts of life to you. If that doesn't help, then you need a chastity belt!

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:45am

    I hope plan b is a fat fuckin load on your face bc if it isn't then you either had labotomy prior to this encounter, or you're just fucking retarded. My guess is both. I'm surprised you know how to text.

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:34pm

    Who the fuck sausage can get pregnent!!! It's in the ass how dumb are you

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:59pm

    please tell me this is a joke...

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:28pm

    wow... the idiocy of this text amazes me! How stupid can you seriously be??

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:36pm

    I have unprotected sex with my gf when she's ovulating. and I pull out. year strong without any preggers.

  • 60 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:45pm

    Plan B? The hell with that -- she needs to get her tubes tied because she's too stupid to breed.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:07pm

    Btw, when a woman gets turned on... her female juices stop the flow of blood. At least mine do, when I'm in the swing of things, the bleeding stops and doesn't return till about 20 or so minutes after the deed.

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:59am

    How the fuck can a sperm swim out the ass and up a vagina unless this bitch shat herself while she was doing a handstand. LOL 1:41

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:57pm

    Next time he can just do her in the ear - there's obviously nuthin between them!

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:35pm

    No. Retardddd.

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:16pm

    heres what you do.... take a gun... put it in your mouth, pull the trigger....

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:19am

    You're obviously a stupid wh*re who deserves to be ducked in the ass

  • 41 51
    Submitted by lmao_at_you on Apr 27, 11 at 12:10am

    Lol...I hope Darwin kicks in and removes this tard from society

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:08pm

    Sure, it's possible, but it's very unlikely. And being on her period makes it even more unlikely. Also, he didn't finish.. So there only would have been a small amount of pre-cum which makes it even more unlikely. Basically, it's like a one-in-a-million shot.. P.S. This girl is an idiot and should probably be sterilized. Just sayin'..

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 4:45pm

    You can't get pregnant IN your ass but sperm can travel from near/in the anus to the vagina... You CAN get pregnant from pre-cum and you CAN get pregnant on your period. All in all the chances of that happening are VERY VERY slim but it still VERY distant possibility. Not really high enough to need the plan B but it's not going to hurt to take it.

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:14am

    I thought putting it in her ass WAS PLAN B!

    • 27 41
      Submitted by Xtasty on Apr 25, 12 at 4:19pm

      No that's plan A-nal

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:58pm

    you're a fucking idiot

  • 56 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:18pm

    you're an idiot. don't ever re-produce.

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:53pm

    Dear god.... What was Plan A?

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:03pm

    @5:03 GG, no one cares? Is that why people obviously agree with her and disagree with you? Douche, I care about whether or not I can fuck my girlfriend, answer: Any day she lets me regardless of the time of the month!

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:10pm

    plan b doesn't prevent stupidity, just pregnancy.

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:41pm

    Please don't ever have children

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:17pm

    pre-cum only has sperm in it, if the guy has ejaculated once already and hasn't urinated since, otherwise it doesn't contain any sperm. The person that posted that it did a moron and so is the girl who sent this text.

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:40pm

    Ya u can semen and go down into the vagina. Trust me I would know

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:56pm

    12:23 You need to get laid, by someone who's NOT raping you.

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 4:53am

    6:06-you beat me to it.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 5:13am

    1. You can't get pregnant through your ass. 2. How can you get pregnant if he never even came? 3. You need a lifetime supply of Plan B because stupid fuckin people like you should NEVER reproduce!

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:35pm

    i can't say butt baby?

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:20am

    Is the OP serious? That had to be a joke.

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:48am

    Please get sterilized. The world doesn't need anymore dumb shits like you.

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:28pm

    Makes me ashamed to live in Houston

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:52pm

    you have about a 0% chance of being preggers, (plan b is for when a condom breaks in your vagina) what you SHOULD be worried about is contracting an std like aids, syph or the clap, all of which can be present for years without any symptoms. Plus if you or your bf are stupid enough to go ass to mouth you can get a whole slew of stomach viruses and various infections from shit's bacteria. (icky) use a condom.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by martine on Feb 28, 10 at 7:48pm

    texas. of course!

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 8:33pm

    on my rag?? people have used that term past 1950?

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:11pm

    I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:40pm

    5:29 I do live in a liberal area. How does your school get away with giving out free condoms? Not that "free" makes a difference when you only have to pay $8 a box or something...

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 8:18pm

    Yes you should, because you CAN get pregnant through anal - it produces dumbass, fucked up kids like you and we don't need more of them in the world.

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:49pm

    sounds like a typical dumb sorority bitch

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:15pm

    Wow. Freaked the hell out. Calm down Hannah Montana.

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:14am

    @6:59- Do you ever get laid?

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 6:59am

    @7:49--you can still get pregnant on the pill dumbass. the only "safe sex" there is, is NONE!

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 9:46pm

    9:37 - disgusting fucks? wow. it's not for me either but if a girl wants to fuck on her period and the guy doesn't mind, well good for them! don't be a prude

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:21pm

    3:17 speak more clearly that doesn't even make sense

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:40pm

    1:35 - yeah i totally trust all the anonymous posters on here cuz they tell me to. i'm a rocket scientist, but i just love funny texts from last night. true story..

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 8:11am

    What asshole thinks u can get pregnant in ur ass ! I don't care if he backed up a dump truck full of cum and dumped it in ur ass u will never have an ass child!! ( free big tone !)

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:10pm

    If you had anal you shouldnt need to worry about getting pregnant...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:41pm

    1:35 (2) I don't trust you on this subject at all and if it is your job to know these things you should be fired. That's the most retarded logic I've ever heard. How the fuck can a sperm swim out the ass and up a vagina unless this bitch shat herself while she was doing a handstand.

  • 48 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:29pm

    My school's sex ed definitely wasen't abstinance-only...but maybe that's cause I live in a pretty liberal area...they still emphasized abstinance, so it was like... DON'T HAVE SEX BUT HERE HAVE A FREE CONDOM :D -wallflower

  • 35 54
    Submitted by lindsaylooou on Feb 27, 11 at 2:01pm

    hahah skelebat's comment..

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:10am

    You can't get fucking pregnant in your ass, plus he didn't cum. Go ahead and spend $50 on plan B tho:)

  • 29 44
    Submitted by kmrisinger on Nov 19, 11 at 7:25pm

    You're fucking retarded OP

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 3:00am

    IDIOT.. unless the inside of your asshole ripped and he came. then you'd have bigger problems than you do now.

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:20am

    Get married you heathen!

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 4:06am

    Yea! Better safe than sorry! Hahahahaha

  • 46 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:34pm

    She is so dumb she deserves to take it up the ass

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:14am

    People as dumb as you shouldn't be able to reproduce!

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:01pm

    farting cum bubbles are way better than bloody sheets

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:42am

    If you don't know the answer to your question, then you shouldn't be having sex.

  • 48 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:53pm

    Someone from houston would say this... stupid girls.

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 8:46am

    I'm all about Putin it in a chicks butt cuz you cant get a girl prego by Putin in her poop chute!

  • 48 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:27pm

    sounds like a good time...

  • 45 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:12pm

    7:49- did you and your fiancee have BUTT-SEX?! read the text, retard.

  • 26 47
    Submitted by lexx21 on Aug 14, 10 at 2:43am

    So first of all it wasn't vaginal, and there for the sperm had NO possible way to get to your eggs, and second of all he didn't finish, meaning there was no sperm at all ? Yes, you're in definite need of plan B . Idiot .

  • 44 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 6:06pm

    How is babby formed? How does girl get pragnant?

  • 30 56
    Submitted by ebrobbi on Apr 17, 11 at 1:04am

    Ok if you have to ask this question, you should not be having sex.

  • 34 64
    Submitted by skelebat13 on May 15, 10 at 2:28pm

    Yup, and did you know you can get pregnant from swallowing too?

  • 40 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:28pm

    Oh god I do so hope this is just a joke... Stupid joke even...

  • 42 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:29pm

    Anal! Great for when she's on the rag

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:14pm

    Are u fucking serious u really are this dumb??? What the fuck and were suppose to be the fucking future!! Did u ever take sex ed or talk to ur friends did u even pass highschool?? What the fuck people like u make me ashamed that I'm a young female. I was a sheltered child but still knew the answerto this simple situation when I was like 8. Grow up and fuckin pay attention in life!

  • 36 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:57am

    This kind of ignorance amazes me, the fact that anal sex even needs plan B shouldn't be a question! I never had any chick ever have my butt child

  • 42 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:47am

    Your mother should have taken plan b and spared the world of your stupidity.

  • 41 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:14pm

    uhh actually there is a chance she could get pregnant....but she's an idiot because 1. its very unlikely 2. go on the fucking pill

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:30pm

    you fucking moron...

  • 39 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:03pm

    Maybe you should just keep your legs together and grow up.

  • 42 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:06pm

    Lmfao 4:01... That's EXACTLY what I think. Blood is worse than shit? Seriously?

  • 43 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:21pm

    BIG TONE REQUIRES YOUR ANAL SERVICES! -big tone enforcer

  • 38 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:07pm

    Quit being assholes...she took it in the ass for her man cuz she was on the rag...she's a trooper

  • 35 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 4:30pm

    How about Plan C - never open your mouth again you idiot.

  • 43 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 9:37pm

    Smh at you disgusting fucks advocating fucking a chick while she's on the rag. Get a little knob and call it a night. I'm not sticking my dick in a bloody pussy...period (pun intended). I'm not that desperate for a nut.

  • 33 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:14am

    Please don't ever reproduce OP..we don't need more people that are this fucking stupid in the world

  • 33 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:50pm

    And this girl should be neutered for stupidity.

  • 42 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 9:17pm

    enough about the slim slim odds of getting pregnant... who are these people dissing anal because they don't mind a little blood? period or no period, there is nothing shitty about good anal sex!!

  • 35 77
    Submitted by cheeeeeesestick on Apr 14, 10 at 9:16pm

    -_-. wow.

  • 33 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:55pm

    yeah you have to take plan b, but you have to shove it up your ass then go lay on the interstate

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:55pm

    okay, for all you ignorant fuckers....here goes nothing, perhaps you'll learn something. sure while its true that there's such a thing about pre-cum, its not going to get you pregnant! 1) she's on her period so obviously she had a tampon in. 2) out of a guys full load which contains about 300 million of his sperm, 300-500 only survive to make it to the egg if there happens to be one because hello, she's on her period! SO WTF KIND OF CHANCE DOES PRE-CUM GET?! get your fuckin facts straight.

  • 40 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:09pm

    You don't need to take plan B if you just took plan Anal.

  • 30 79
    Submitted by dlynn90 on Dec 22, 10 at 7:41pm

    Really! How stupid are you?

  • 29 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:20am

    yeah you have to take plan b, but you have to shove it up your ass then go lay on the interstate sorry, that's from 5:55 but it made me laugh and i felt like saying it again.

  • 27 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:31pm

    This is an awesome text.