Jerry, you need to find god
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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