if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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