everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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