Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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