Pregnant stripper...not hot.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
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just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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