I looked at my own cervix.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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