im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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