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  • 66 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:19pm

    Like ii insert an E pill down my throat??

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:55pm

    That's a small corn snake, or a stretchy urethra.

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:53pm

    BAD! JESUS DON'T DO IT!

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:01am

    thats the best sentence ive ever heard

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:50pm

    Good call on using a small, non-venemous snake. Lots of pain without the murder charge.

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:30pm

    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:29pm

    that sounds full of all kinds of pain

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:48pm

    Corn Snake vs. Trouser Snake -- WHO WILL WIN?

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 12:55am

    Apparently alot of people around here own corn snakes??

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:51pm

    Thumbs up to you! I might have to try this one myself on my ex! LOL

  • 55 60
    Submitted by tmward on Feb 26, 10 at 12:41pm

    If your gonna force a snake into a hole that small, it doesnt really matter if he's already mad or not.

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:50am

    omg. lets meet. please.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:11pm

    I KNOW WHO WROTE THIS. AND I LOVE YOU. CORN SNAKE!!!!

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 5:23pm

    Cornholio - hahahahahaha!!!!

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:01pm

    You are banned from both my corn snakes and my urethra.

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:09pm

    Haha you would think the Forcibly part would be redundant.. I can't possibly imagine a snake just sliding on up into this guy's urethra.. Or any urethra for that matter..

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:48am

    yikes. hell hath no fury :)

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:13pm

    well, there was that grey's anatomy with the penis fish...same idea, really...

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:24pm

    I hope this isnt about me, but Im not so sure

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:47pm

    JESUS!! You need to kill this broad for yourself and the rest of mankind.

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:26am

    gold. just freaking gold. hey, my friend has a corn snake with a bad temper...

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:54am

    i feel pain from reading this.

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:11pm

    points for creativity!

  • 28 44
    Submitted by Alisaz on Oct 8, 11 at 9:51am

    Great movie.

  • 51 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:39pm

    Well. There're guys that get turned on by having things inserted into their urethra. He might be one of them, and the wiggling might just get him off faster. I'd find a way to stick a hot coal behind his eye instead. ...or hell, shove a hot coal into his dick. That might work.