i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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