So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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