alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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