Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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