Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
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Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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