Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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