You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
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I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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